1.14.2007

Big Brother Likes My Blog! (Da Govmint, That Is.)

My Google Analytics people are busy tracking all sorts of information for me, including what government agencies are visiting my blog. Yep. The govmint people like the internet and they especially like reading blogs.

Seriously, I don't whether I should be flattered, scared or both, but below are some of the agencies that have poked around American Taíno. The descriptions are theirs.

Since it looks like the nice people at these agencies may be reading this and other posts, I want all my readers to know that I love America. We're the best! Oh, and I was only kidding about the Right wing being meanies.

And that stuff about 'Berto's Boyz catching terror dude #1 and messing with his wives? That was just a joke.

And when I said that that wall was dumb, dumb, dumb, what I was saying was that the Chinese don't have anything on us. Yep, that's right! Our wall is bigger and better, right? And it'll have lights and look-out towers and all of that cool stuff. Yeh, like Disney. Hey, maybe can put super-size billboards on the Wall and sell advertising? I think that the Latin American poor would love to see ads for all of the things that make America so special.

USAISC-CECOM
The US Army Communications-Electronics Command (CECOM) develops, acquires and sustains superior information technologies and integrated systems, enabling battlespace dominance for America's warfighters.

Department of Homeland Security
The Department of Homeland Security provides the unifying core for a vast national network of organizations and institutions in order mobilize and organize our nation to secure the homeland from terrorist attacks.

U.S. Department of Justice
The purpose of DOJ is to enforce the law and defend the interests of the United States according to the law; to ensure public safety against threats foreign and domestic; to provide federal leadership in preventing and controlling crime; to seek just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and to ensure fair and impartial administration of justice for all Americans.

U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms
The Sergeant at Arms of the U.S. Senate is the law enforcer for the United States Senate.
Together with the House Sergeant at Arms, he serves on the Capitol Police Board, responsible for security around the building. The Sergeant at Arms of the Senate can arrest the President of the United States upon violating Senate rules.

The Naval Academy
Founded in 1845, The Naval Academy prepares young men and women to become naval and marine officers.

Voice of America
The Voice of America is the U.S. government’s international broadcasting. VOA broadcasts more than 1,000 hours of programming from a U.S.