1.24.2007

Tommy the Prehistoric Shark

A rare prehistoric shark normally found 2,000 feet below the surface of the ocean has been caught off the coast of Japan.

Upon closer examination, it was determined that the 5 foot, prehistoric shark caught without "papers" swimming way out of its depth, was none other than Littleton, Colorado Congressman, and U.S. Presidential wannabe, Tommy Tancredo.

Authorities are searching for an appropriate caged habitat for big mouthed the creature.